The Three Ideas

The Three Ideas, in all of their glory, are the stars of the show here in Eternity. They are the muses, masters, lovers, and tormentors of each and every inhabitant. While they are by no means the only forces that drive us, they are the most predominant( read:pushy). So while we have our quirky little taskmasters duct-taped in one place, lets introduce you to the lords of this particular manor of madness.

Life: He's a cheeky bastard that likes to get in your face. Never content to let us go about our merry ways, he's always ready to throw something new into your path. Sometimes it's a chocolate bar, sometimes it's a rabid squirrel (Fair warning: every squirrel is evil and will do Life's bidding.) If you see him sitting quietly at a table, it's suggested that you prepare for anything and to be very,very afraid just to be on the safe side.

Love: He (Yes, He. We were surprised too.) is a bit odd. One moment he's a doe-eyed darlin', ready and willing to please in any way he can, the next he's a passionate inferno, as likely to burn you as he is to set you ablaze. In spite of the fact that he's also known for boughs of depression, he is the most patient and loyal of the Ideas. His biggest gripe is that most people think of him as a woman. He once walked around naked for a month in a effort to change that. After the third arrest we had What give him a talk ( Life tried to join him in nakedness).

What Happens After: Affectionately called What, he is rather shifty about himself (We tried to call him Heaven and he got really twitchy). We've kind of given up on getting a straight answer out of him. Impressions seem to vary from person to person but he's very sweet to most people.